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Moonman Lexicon

Mike Shannon is loveably infamous for his gravel-throated broadcasting and outlandish malaprops. He has also developed his own regular ways of referring to baseball people, places and things:

Real Name or Word Pronunciation Notes
Brad Ausmus AHS-MAHS
Scott Hatteberg HATTY-berg
Jason Isringhausen Izzyman
Geoff Jenkins GOFF
Greg Maddux MAD-dox
Daisuke Matsuzaka Mottsa-ZOOKa
Nate McLouth Ma-CLOTH
Paul McAnulty MAC-an-alley
Joel Pineiro Puh-NAIR-oh like Panera Bread
Wandy Rodriguez WAN-dee rhymes with "Andy"
So Taguchi So-man
Jose Valverde Valverdo
Ty Wigginton Wigging-ton
Kevin Youkilis YOU-klee-us rhymes with "nucleus"
New Comiskey/US Cellular Field White Sox Park
Schnucks grocery stores Snooks rhymes with "hooks"